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(Source: lifeafterbeths)




(Source: orangeskins)



vondell-swain:

i want a shirt that says “eat or die” because at first it sounds rebellious but its just a reminder

(Source: itsvondell)



iguanamouth:

iguanamouth:

my roommate and i are temporarily taking care of a Very Small Tiny Kitten that her aunt found in a boarded up shed and shes GONE and its just me in the house with the kitten and its Too Small i cant handle this

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too small



dritim:

*on my deathbed*

nurse: do you have any last words

me: i………..regret……being so……m…..mean………and heartless…………….

*the light goes out of my eyes*

*a small piece of paper falls out of my hand*

*the paper says one word only*

"sike"



(Source: ikeapunx)




surf4ces:

omfg



nicevagina:

"Yesterday I was a puppy, today I will dog."

nicevagina:

"Yesterday I was a puppy, today I will dog."

(Source: jirachi)




Gordo: setting the bar impossibly high for men since 2000



sorryidontswim:

rnarker:

i hate when people say “you’ve barely touched your food” like what do you want me to do stroke it 

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